Yesterday evening was a lot of fun. A large group (30) of us from work were treated to a tour of the Renaissance Chancery Court Hotel. Apparently the hotel has a theme each month, and this month was 'chocolate month', so after being plied with as much red wine, liquers, and fine chocolate as we could eat - we were shown around the hotel, its ballroom, its gym, its very nice restaurant and bar, its rather expensive 'standard' rooms, and its even more expensive (£450+) 'superior' rooms - which were bigger than some of our flats!
The highpoint of the evening (several glasses in by this point) was the spa. We were shown the special group therapy rooms and told (cue infantile sniggering amongst the lads) that this is where the 'husband/wife, mother/daughter, brother/sister, sister/sister' activity takes place. There was much falling about at the back when we were shown the special instrument they have that drips oil "onto your third eye", and lots of larking about on the electrically adjustable relaxation beds, before we were each given a private shoulder and head massage. It's been a long, long time since I was given a massage that lasted longer than two minutes and didn't end with a perky "my turn now!", so I loved every minute of it - utterly blissed out (and I'm very sure the wine was helping).
After a few more glasses of wine and cheeky smuggling of alcohol to the masseuse(s), we adjourned to the Old Crown on New Oxford Street where, and I'm not entirely sure I didn't imagine this, a loudspeaker in the toilets tried to teach me Spanish.
A fun, fun night. I'm sure I'll remember the rest in the fullness of time...