My Life In Music

(via Very True Things)

These are the instructions:

• Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
• Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
• Use the song title as the answer to the question.
• NO CHEATING unless the songs you get don’t make any damned sense.

1. How does the world see me? Squeeze Her, Tease her - The Animals
2. Will I have a happy life? Sunday Morning - James
3. What do my friends really think of me? Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Apple Of My Eye - The Upholsterers
5. How can I make myself happy? For You - Big Star
6. What should I do with my life? Rock Island Line - Johnny Cash
7. Will I ever have children? Higher Than The Sun - Primal Scream
8. What is some good advice for me? California Uber Alles - Dead Kenedys
9. How will I be remembered? Failure - The Las
10. What is my signature dancing song? The Daily Planet - Love
11. What do I think my current theme song is? My World's Ending - Talulah Gosh
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Rudolph The Red Nosed Raindeer - The Crystals
13. What song will play at my funeral? Starman - David Bowie
14. What type of women do I like? The Hardest Walk - Jesus And Mary Chain
15. What is my day going to be like? Sometimes - My Bloody Valentine
16. Will I ever have love again? Dirty Dave - The Outlaws
17. What type of sex life do I have? Lucky 'n' Unhappy - Air
18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Donna The Prima Donna - Dion

I'm sure what doesn't make sense to me makes an awful lot of sense to somebody else, so I haven't cheated at all. Either I may as well end it all now, or I've got a very depressing music collection...